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Yaadgaar Video rahegi ye bhi....Apna 1st year tha Manipal mein....naya naya Bihar ka ladka pahuch gaya Manipal Jaisi hi-fi jagah par....naa koi jaan-pehchaan....na khaas yaar dost...chand logon se jaan pehchaan badh rahi thi us waqt....ye video mid October 2004 ke paas ki hai...yaani mere MIT Manipal mein kariib 5-6 hafte beet chuke the....shaam ko event tha....aur maine Roshan se salaah maangi ki pahla function hai...bhaai looks change karne hain...bachaa le...aur Roshan ka solve kiya gaya Problem Statement is prakaar hai...

Ladke ka status: ghani patli mucchein, halki daadhi,dubla patla bihari chhora,chasme and formals pasand karne waala...'Main' ki jagah 'Hum' bolne waala...:))

Wannabe: Zyaada nahiin to kaam chalaau HUNK...:P....kam se kam metrosexual look to aae...taaki lage ki gaayak banaaras ke traditional gharaane se taaluk nahiin rakhte...nayi peedi ke ubharte kalaakaar hain...:))

Solution Suggested:
step 1....MUCCHEIN DAADHI UDDWA DO.....clean shave....agar naa nukur kare to by force...but sabse zaroori task...

step 2: Ladke ko ek T Shirt Chaahiye jisme ye kam se kam ladka lage....aadmi nahiin...abhi umar hi kya hai....17 yrs...aise dekho to ladka 25 se kam ka nahiin lagta...

step3: Iske chashme ka kucch karna padega...Contact Lenses try kii jaa sakti hain...but pata nahi kanjoos khariidega bhi ki nahiin...lets try....

Step4: Apna Intro khud dene ki koi zaroorat nahiin hai Bihari Babu ko...aawaaz acchi hogi to log aise hi pehchaan lenge...ho sakta hai yaad bhi rakhein...

Step 5: Overall practice kar le ek baar gaane ki to badhiyaa rahega...kam se kam sheet se padhke gaana ganda lagta hai...

Procedure: Saari sharten maan li gayiin....Contact lens bhi manaa nahiin kiya gaya...haan...magar gaana yaad rakhna mushkil tha...to sheet saath rakh hi li...

End Results: gaana pasand kiya gaya...ek Guitar waale Manu bhaiya aur ek Chemical waale bhaiya accompaniment ke liye bhi maan gaye the isi beech..Pahla din tha jab maine shave kiyathaa.....Contact lens halki halki aankh mein chubh bhi rahi thi...but koi nahiin....Ended up with 2nd prize in Vocals....:)

Thanks Roshanand Ramakanth, tum logon ne mujhe ye sikhaaya ki agar glamour daalna hai....to investment bhi accordingly honi chaahiye..aur agar make up sahi ho, to ho sakta hai bandar bhi sundar lag jaae....:))

Tumhaara dost,
Sakht Jaani

Comments

  1. Banda mast gaata hai... confident hai.. :)

    Jannab.. kahaan hai aap aajkal, mit chodne ke baad lagta hai sabko bhool gaye hai...

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  2. ha ha ha ha....i laughed continously 15 mins after reading ur experience of 1st sem...bcz some similar things happens with me also....

    "main ki jagah hum"...is the one biggest prob..
    but now i realize its very royal way...
    second thing is reforming personality....basically
    the biggest quality of people from bihar is "sada jeevan uchcha vichar" so they generally improve the inner quality...show off is not in their nature....so the ist impression is nt too good on others...

    so u r a singer also...
    nice one...

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