Waise aaj diary likhne ke dauraan ek khatru khayaal aaya hai, prakaash daalo is vishay par..... In mahabharata,Dhritraashtra was blind, right? Gaandhaari always pretended to be blind because of that "patiwrata" stuff. They had a score of 100/100. 100 kids. They were called kauravas. Now, mathemetically if it takes 9 neat months to convert a master stroke to baby,it must have taken neat 81 years to undergo the master production schedule.(Provided,it was one-at-a-time basis) Now, only three possiblities arise. 1. The mahabharata is all flawed.100 kouravas never existed.Else, Dhritraashtra was some hunk all time engaged in sex.Gaandhari got pregnant every 9 months.If not, I have doubt on that "Patiwrata" stuff. 2. We hindu's love exaggerating our sexual libido. Kourava's were somewhere around 8-9.Like our laloo ji's family.Rest is just error in communication gap.Number of kouravas increased as the words changed ears to mouths. 3. I am just a pervert.I love ...
abey saand..pehle 20-25 kilo weight lose karo..fir hawai kile banana..sheeshe me shakal dekhi hai.. laal kapda dekh k maarne to nhi daud jaate!!
ReplyDeleteSo cute comment!!!
ReplyDeleteI love you yaar.....itni frustrated kyoon ho waise??
depends on d perception .. tumhare jaise thethar ko hi yeh comment cute lagega..
ReplyDeleteJaanti ho tanvi, tumhaare alaawaa shaayad hi koi aur ladki aisa vichaar rakhti hai mere baare mein.....:P
ReplyDeleteaisa mera observation hai, aur shaayad isiliye tum humko pasand aati ho.....
because You are damn right, I know I am NOT good looking, but logon ko dhokha hai to main kya karoon???
[kuteeli muskaan]....lolz..:P
dil behlane ka ghalib ki aulad ka khayal achcha hai!!
ReplyDeleteline to theek se kaho.....
ReplyDeletebosaa dete nahiin aur dil pe hai har lehjaa nigaah,
jee mein kahte hain ki muft aae to maal accha hai!
unke dekhe se jo aa jaati hai mooh par raunaq,
wo samajhte hain beemaar ka haal accha hai!
Humko maaloom hai jannat ki haqeekat lekin ,
Dil ke khush rakhne ko ghalib ye khayaal accha ahi!!
ab tumko to samajh mein nahiin aaya hoga, cant help it more dumbfrau!!
lolz...:)
wo ghalib k liye tha..by ghalib..its 4 ghalib's aulad.. by me..so version can e changed!!got it.. u watever!!
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteoh God.. another wrong guess..keep on guessing.. at least then u will kno how long is the list of people who hate u like anything..n other people also must kno how filthy n cheap u can talk abt girls.. even abt the one who is ur so called"passion of life" n "SOULMATE"..
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteSOULMATE- jo aapki aatma se judaa hua ho....aapko samjhe..aur aapki bhaavnaao ki kadr kare.....
ReplyDeleteTum aakhir kis hisaab se meri soulmate hui bhai?
mujhe jitni baar tumhaara dhyaan aata hai, tumne har baar kisi na kisi tarah se mujhe hurt hi kiya hai....aur jab aur man nahiin bhara to aa gayi blog par bhi beizzat karne...
gusse mein fool nahiin baraste, ye baat seekh lo to better hoga....aur agli baar kuch ulta seedha post karne se saawadhaan kar deta hoon tumko....
better take care of what I have warned....
no hard feelings...peace....